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fuck yeah computer science!: How To Shoot Yourself in the Foot Using Any Programming Language
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After correctly packaging your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover that your foot is of the wrong type.APL
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fuck yeah computer science!: 10 Programming commandments
#1 Thou shalt not worry about bugs.
Bugs in your software are actually special features.
#2 Thou shalt not fix abort conditions.
Your user has a better chance of winning state lottery than getting the same abort again.
#3 Thou shalt not handle errors.
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ProgrammerA woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shoppingWoman: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.... ...
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Moskiitto.org vol 7 ♥
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Immediately after a website presentation...
Client: Web 2.0… that’s a Microsoft application, right?
